Burt shows off his dance moves as he sings in the rain. Slicker than George Sampson, smoother than Michael Jackson and more robotic than the robot dance.
David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are lying in bed having a fart contest. Davids on one side of the bed and victoria is on the other side. Who is going to go all the way and win the fart contest?
Burt dances to Fatman Scoop's Lose control and he does lose control in only a way Burt can. Please feel free to comment and tell Burt exactly what you think of his dance moves!
Burt was not hurt during the making of this video, he just strained his neck a little bit, but its nothing serious so dont worry.
Burts experience in a small pubs toilet. The toilet paper has all gone, you sit on the toilet seat and wonder what you can do. Finished your brad pitt and you look to find that there is no paper left. SHIT! This is not funny shit, its crazy shit! How will you wipe your ass? What would you do?
Its no good having the new toilet paper dispenser and folder without any paper.
Burtbow is one of the best blowers of the didgeridoo. Taught by the master Yidaki Jason Donovan has practiced with Kylie Minogue, unprotected, wow wow wow wow.
These are just a few snap shots of what happened on that fabulous night! I had a few drinks celebrating with some well known faces after my oscar win! If you want Cameron Diaz's phone number just let me know.
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