Am I the last person on earth to defend western civilization from the onslaught of the Pod People? This was my nightmare after Obama's victory. It brought back memories of all the great horror movies of the 50s and 60s, like The Day of The Triffids, The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Night of the Living Dead, and The Creature Walks Among Us.
The greatest danger posed by Obama is what happens when things start to unravel and he cannot fulfill the promises he made to his unrealistic supporters.
This is a extract from my video "The Beast With No Name" so that viewers don't have to sit through the beast section before getting to the part about my cat Sara, which a lot of viewers seemed to enjoy
Taking my cue from Peter Finch in the movie Network, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take any more! Those Obama supporters have become even more insufferably smug since he's won, and I'm fed up.
It's a wonder Joe Biden hasn't drowned in his personal wetness. Even Sarah Palin is more macho in comparison. Sarah Palin has been attacked in the most ungallant, ungentlemanly way, while Joe Biden has been given a fairly easy ride by comparison. No more!
We examine the evidence behind this question with all the rigorous integrity, logic and dispassionate impartiality of Keith Olbermann himself. In doing so, I have had to confront a minefield of mystical puzzles that will remind you of The Da Vinci Code.
Can anything be done to save the marriage of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or are we witnessing the end of a great American institution - a tragedy of epic proportions? And what will the consequences be?