I mean, Seriously. This is a Prime Example of a Non Robot Ready malfunction. Caused by an un-fresh flavor, followed by an attempted intrusion of the mind. Scientists, 1998
Recommended after un-fresh flavor exposure: Pizza Relaxation (method)
Emeril John Lagasse (born October 15, 1959) is an American celebrity chef, restaurateur, television personality, and cookbook author.
A short story about a man, a mountain, and a journey.
I think square is top of cool shape in world!
Transcription:
"Wish you had 'em
And you wish you could think
How the Chinese can
It's the Chinese man
'Origatu Gizimus'
That's what he said to me
As I climbed Mt. Fuji (X3)"
Trip sets in unexpectedly early. Time suddenly slows and escapes. I awake to find my hand emitting a smoke of some sort. More time is lost. Time escaping. Escape.
Music, video, editing = me
As the user becomes more familiar with the possibilities of Multimedia Composition, High School students and faculty alike can gather in a crammed computer room and feel More Expressive in a Less Restrictive environment by controlling a floating human head on an Apple computer. Studies have shown you've actually bothered to read this. Thanks for watching!
Hailed as "..worlds greatest Translation", our finance chief Turamah Jurk Tahhah recommends this for viewing.
Transcription Follows:
"Raaaa"
(..)
"Ra Ra"
(..)
"Thank You"
(..coughs)
"Raaa Raaa"
"Ra Ra Ra Ra Raa"
[END]
Just the introduction to the beginning of the show's start. Note: All sounds were recorded on or around a medium-sized public transportation wagon. Song was written and performed for the Allkey Showcase of Travel & Events.
Did you know I'm not an alien from this planet?
Now that we've reached the other side of the galaxy, we can officially start our business.
What is your price?
I leave earth. Forever.
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"...and I remember a portal opening above me in which we were absorbed into. It was a feeling of pure sound running through a river of syntheses and oscillators. It was the only time I was ever scared of life. That moment went on forever..."
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This is a pattern I made in FL Studio. Thought it would sound cool on my Yamaha PortaSound VSS-30 sampling keyboard. Got this keyboard for $2 new from a yard sale. Simple stuff, fun to play with!
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This is to demonstrate how to sample the sound you hear in Media Player, MySpace, or any software, including MIDI to WAV. Anything you hear through your computer speakers; you can sample. Good luck!