My abstinence is taking its toll it seems. I've developed a fixation with watching couples make out. I was at my friends house and his hot girlfriend started kissing him so i asked her to let me film it.
I took Brianne out on a date to the club but i got laughed at on the dance floor by everyone because i was doing the same dance for the whole time. So i'm going to learn how to dance with this videotape my grandma let me borrow.
I took Brianne to the club so i could show off my dance moves that i learned from that MTV Grind videotape. Everyone laughed, including Brianne. This older lady named Ethel started dancing with me, although she's 60. We were both drunk. We made out. Brianne got mad. So now i'm dating the older lady Ethel.
My grandma lent me her MTV Grind dance workout VHS tape so i will be able to dance when i go out tonight to the club with Brianne. Here's the dance i learned.
Because of my video diaries word's gotten out that i've been dating an older woman. Someone spray painted something very rude about me all over the lockers. I was humiliated.
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