me and andy battle our vocal cords.lyrics.Fred had a sandwitch fred had a danish but do you know what fred doesn't have.A DOUNUT !!!! and that is what this song is about.So fred doesn't have a donut we all laugh at him cause we all have a dounut.Just for show and so FRED IS A NUT !!! with no dough (ding) I hope he gest eaten by a crow.