Seattle Scientologists decided to go with their Bookathon this time around and we found them and their hideous yellow tent at Pike Place Market. No fish were harmed or were thrown in the filming of this video. But the Scilons were severely butthurt by our presence.
Music: Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Here's our merry band of brigands with sidewalk chalking and being a festive bunch of revelers. It was fun, and it will continue to get better.
Music:
Great Big Sea - Drunken Sailor
Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up to Boston
No real title of the protest this month. Oh well, we had an excellent turnout with 24 or 25 people and that makes me very happy.
Music:
Rammstein - Wollt ihr das bett in flammen sehen
It was 85 degrees here in Seattle and we have this chucklehead leaving his two dogs in a locked truck with no ventilation.
Animal control was called, but the guy didn't show up until about 3 hours later. The idiot owner of the truck came back an hour and a half after leaving his dogs in the truck.
Heard about a party, and we decided to pay a visit. Only two toasters came to the Org that we saw and they closed up at around 7:30. Party was to begin at 6:30. Fastest growing religion? I think not. Not even Scientologists want to come to a Scientologist party. That's pretty sad.
Music:
Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
Seattle is going Back to Basics for September and we had a better turnout this month. Our Scilons are a boring bunch of people with no personality. Even Grandma Nut the whacked out bullbaiter. Diane went off to the new Org to set up for Auditor's Day and we got left with Con Seannery and Srs Business Photographer Lady.
Music:
ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man
Just a recap of the coming and going of the toasters from the org during our 12 hour stakeout. They closed up early due to enturbulation.
Music:
John Williams - Imperial March
John Williams - A New Hope (Main Star Wars Theme)
Our 3 man raid squad visited Scientology and I got to see Diabeetus again. It's always a treat to see him. More Diabeetus and less Gag-On. It was a successful day with many honks of support and running out of fliers. Hell, even I got back into that again since there was little action.
Music:
Great Big Sea - Captain Kidd